Book Two, Fifty-Six (Plus 6) is Finished. Click on the Book Cover on the Right Side to go to Amazon,,,,,...

Book two is going to be better organized with the stories grouped in categories and, will have a table of contents with all the stories listed. There are also several commentaries. Overall the book will be a lot neater in appearance. It is basically finished except for the editing. Well, it's been basically finished except for the editing for a couple of months. May 16, 2013

Here are a few sample stories from book two.

Two Years He’d Been Obsessed With Her

Had been at the desk across from him.
Couldn’t stop thinking about her, dreamed of her.
“Have a surprise; I’ll be at your place at 7PM.”
Tonight’s the night, why else would she call?
Towel wrapped around him, he opened the door.
She stood holding a cake, surrounded by his co-workers all singing Happy Birthday.

What Goes Around Comes Around

“Believe that?”
“Yes. Universal Law.”
“How do you know?”
“Look around. You see it happen every day. If you’re nice to someone you will be rewarded.”
“Sure?”
“Yes.”
“A year ago I stopped to help a stranded motorist.”
“What happened? “
“He stabbed me and took my car.”
“Oh. You must have bad karma.”

My Kid’s a Computer Whiz!

“What do you mean?”
“At 16 he can work an I-Phone.”
“And?”
“Can really get that X-Box going.”
“OK?”
“Scores high in Kill Them Until They’re Dead combat game.”
“Wow.”
“He can send those sex-text messages.”
“Can he sit down with pencil, paper, and add two numbers?”
“He’s a computer whiz, not a math genius!”

What Really Happened in Garden of Eden?

“Hey, Adam. Taste this.”
“Apple from the snake?”
“Yep.”
“He said not to.”
“It’s good. It’s real good, Baby. Trust me.”
“Yes, it is.”
Voice boomed from above, “Leave the garden and forever be cursed.”
“Wow, nice boobs. What should we do?”
“Heck with him, let’s take off these stupid fig leaves and fool around.”

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My Third Book is Finished.......

 Life, Relationships, Religion, and the Human Condition In
Six Words       

Here are some samples. 

There are approximately 288 of these....

Religion

Elvis, the little-known 13^th disciple.

His perfect image? Why an appendix?

Where in the hell is this heaven?

Relationships

Great date? Yes, I was alone.

Lust or love? That’s the problem.

First date. Best time to quit!

Guys’re crazy over you know what!

See you again? Sure, $500 please.

Surfboard of romance, headed toward rocks.

The Human Condition      

Magic 8 ball can be wrong.

There’s no antidote for magical thinking.

Elixir of life. Drink cautiously, sparingly.

Is cracked plaster an artistic enhancement?

Looking at life through fogged windows.

For some, implausible, a step up.

Uninformed rarely question or seek evidence.

Superstition, Myths, Pseudoscience, and Such

Truth, can’t be altered or changed.

Chiropractors and churches. No more needed.

Mother Nature is not actually fickled.

Believe anything. Remember, Santa loves you.

Respect your rights, not your beliefs.

NOTE: Yes, I know some of the above stories are "bigger" than the others. I've tried everything to fix it, to no avail. Sorry!